This is my next book out in South Africa. It is about the amazing people who inhabit the land called Mzansi, and make the culture what it is. I’ve written 30,000 words of it, as we speak. Halfway there and still firing on all cylinders. Big up to all the people I’ve got down with so far.
just started writing up my story on @jackparow and I already want one of these!
@thegoodcount created this perfect frozen moment of cultural history. This is the kind of cultural anthropology that I really dig.
I appeared on the SAfm Media Show when I was promoting the South African edition of my last book. It was an early Sunday morning and I wandered into the studio leaving my PR in the green room. During the interview I mentioned that TV advertising no longer worked on the youth demographic. Hell, I even ventured to suggest that it had no discernable effect on anyone. Unknown to me, back in the green room the next guest was going mad. Shaking his head and making wide-eyed gestures that I was slaughtering a scared cow, talking crap about a subject I knew nothing about. ‘Who is that?’ He asked my PR. ‘That’s King ADZ,’ she replied, stifling a laugh. He wasn’t happy at what I was saying.
I did my bit, we walked out and drove away, tuning into the show to see what the question for a give-away of my book would be. The next guest was on – the one from the green room – and this is when I discovered about his reaction to my on-air statement. ‘He was such a dick.’ My PR said. ‘He was so rude to everyone.’
Then he introduced himself and the penny dropped. He was a creative director of an old-school ad agency, and was on the show to talk about his latest TV spot. Which he described it in minute detail – the medium being radio. And it sounded well crap. It was aimed at the youth and was for liquorish allsorts, which we all know the youth go crazy for. He spent a few minutes talking about how incredible the client was and what a great ad it was. TV ad. On the radio. So, he was appearing on the radio to promote a TV ad aimed at the youth that no-one would care about, let alone respond to. It said it all to me about the state of the union…
A snapshot of South Africa…
I’m going going, back back, to Jozi Jozi. (Oh, and Cape Town)
Because today was such a good day, here’s something from deep within the vaults. The original graphics from ‘Street Knowledge’ which was the first tune I recorded in Cape Town, 1998…
And there we sat, on a couple of cheap metal chairs dragged over from a stack of many, leaving a trail in the rough stony beach. The days heat was slowly blowing away and yet it was still seriously hot, but the incoming breeze made it bearable, just. Ali threw a stone into the water, missing the Evian bottle floating there. I had a go and missed , then relit the hash spliff I’d wrapped up earlier in the youth hostel. Nice beach 1989. Year dot. This was our life: Up at seven when the one-armed yank who ran the youth hostel charged into the dorm shouting ‘Hands off cocks on socks!’ and thought he was funny. Every day he shouted the same old same old bullshit line and I was dying to point out this out. Then we’d go out to the supermarket to buy our food for the day: Two baguettes, some salami and a packet of La Vache qui Rit cheese. This was all we could afford.
Me and my best mate Ali had come down to Nice after the 1989 bicentennial celebrations in Paris. We checked out Jean-Paul Goude‘s parade and then jumped on the overnight train to Nice. The previous day, Ali‘s credit card had been swallowed up in a cash machine and so we were well under manners and an even tight budget – until his girlfriend could make it down to Nice and sort us out with some more cash. On the train down from Paris I hooked up with a black French guy going south into the army who sold me a chunk of the massive bit of hash he was holding. We smoked all night in the corridor, and I was completely baked by the time Ali dragged me off at Nice station the next morning. I promptly fell asleep on the beach that day and almost got sunstroke. We then checked into the temporary youth hostel (a fire station) that opened each summer, and lived out a meager, but chilled, existence, trying to make the money I had last. We thought about buying and selling soft drinks on the beach (‘BOISSON FRAIS!’) but the competition from the Moroccans was a bit fierce, we figured they would cut us up as soon as look at us after finding out we were trying to jump their game. After tanning all day listening to a Balearic beat tape (Sunrise FM and Centerforce) on my bright yellow Walkman, we‘d go back to the youth hostel and shower. I‘d wrap up a joint and then we‘d go back to the beach to eat the other half of our daily food ration and watch the night descend, stoned to the bone.
To pass the time, we‘d throw stones at floating Evian bottles, just for the thrill of hearing the crack of stone on plastic, and after a while the sea would merge with the sky and I‘d have to look away. This was when I started to thing about writing. When it all began. This was year dot, back when things were simple. The airport lay across the bay and planes kept dropping in overhead, almost swooping into the sea, coming in so low I could read the safety shit written underneath on the fuselage as they bombed past bringing in the Cote D’Azure faithful. This was how we spent the summer. It didn’t matter that at the end we would go our separate ways – Ali to Manchester and me to St. Martins. All that mattered was that precise moment: the silence was comfortable and the laughter real. This was about friendship, we gave a shit about each other and that was it.